(pre-order) Tiered Fruity Baby Angel Snap Jacket Dress 100% cotton












(pre-order) Tiered Fruity Baby Angel Snap Jacket Dress 100% cotton
It's a jacket, it's a dress, and it's perfect! Layer over a skimpy party outfit, keep yourself comfy in all weather conditions with this fabulous piece! There's spooky baby angels taking selfies and getting turnt in a fruity party dream dimension. Lore Report: These babies are immortal clones/angelic polyps not REAL babies, otherwise I wouldn't let them drink wine. ANYWAYS. This fabric is so, so gorgeous - you just don't see a nice midweight cotton like this nowadays, it's like a 90s throwback - soft, strong, seductive! Like a lab coat for your fruit experiments! Nobody, not NOBODY can clock those mad science stains with this maximalist fabric too! It's comfy enough to work from home in, and I can't stop wearing it. Sorry there are no pockets, I get that alot of you like those, but for me it's just another place to lose my keys. ANYWAYS, this garment is perfect & I want to thank my girl Amber for helping me with literally everything all year long. Everybody say "Thank you, Amber!" OK, thanks for reading all this!
FABRIC: 100% cotton twill, strong and soft fabric like it's from the 90s, plus an adorable popcorn lining in 100% cotton sateen
MEASUREMENTS -
XS - chest 34" waist 32" length 32" sleeve 22"
S - chest 36" waist 34" length 32" sleeve 23"
M - chest 38" waist 36" length 33" sleeve 24"
L - chest 42" waist 40" length 33" sleeve 24"
XL - chest 46" waist 44" length 35" sleeve 25"
2X - chest 56" waist 54" length 36" sleeve 25"
3X - chest 58" waist 56" length 38" sleeve 26"
4X - chest 66" waist 64" length 38" sleeve 26"
5X - chest 68" waist 64" length 38" sleeve 26"