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(pre-order) Chicken Bag
$111.00
$111.00
Jordan Piantedosi

(pre-order) Chicken Bag

This is the NEW 100% cotton chicken bag!  Please allow up to 3 months to arrive 🥲 I’m SO grateful to people that pre-order!!!  You keep me in business & I can’t thank you enough!  So - here it is - the Rooster of Romance, oversized 100% cotton twill Valentine type of chicken bag CHICKEN BAG CHICKEN BAG, come and get it!

The new chicken bag is softer, two inches smaller than the previous chicken bag, has a pink lining, and a red zipper, and a long strap!  

Honestly I just LOVE how it came out, a better looking bag than 99% of them I’ve ever seen, to be honest 😎🏆 but I grew up in the 90s & 00s when a hype handbag was $300 & covered in logos. Wear your art on your sleeve or whatever! Do what you want!

Play “ain’t nobody here but us chickens,” by Louis Jordan 🎸the world’s greatest lyricist of all time.

dimensions 18” X 22”

$111.00
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