PRE-ORDER Hypervigilance Dress

ETA JANUARY! Pre-order the hypervigilance dress - anyone who looks at YOUR butt gets a dagger in their eye! Soft & stretchy but very aggressive in 90% cotton, 10% spandex turtleneck maxi dress with a comfy, breathable, bodycon fit - covered with eyes and swords & barbed wire!!! a 60's Peter Max vibe with a dash of Sabriel / white hair (from stress) tumbles on your shoulders & a leopard turtleneck for fashion, babey!!! Oh and the world's MOST comfortable corset of all time - I have personally fallen asleep wearing this dress. In total, there are TEN SWORDS on this dress, which is a lot of swords. Also, when you bend your arm, it bends the sword on your arm, which means you are VERY powerful. A note on the fit - there is wiggle room! This dress stretches an extra 4-6 inches wherever you need, but when it's really stretched, some color vibrance gets lost, so the best fit is closest to your measurements. This dress looks amazing on everyone.

FABRIC: the greatest 90% cotton 10% spandex

MEASUREMENTS -

XS - waist 28" bust 32" hip 34"

S - waist 30" bust 34" hip 36"

M - waist 32" bust 36" hip 38"

L - waist 34" bust 38" hip 40"

XL - waist 36" bust 40" hip 42"

2XL - waist 38" bust 42" hip 44"

3XL - waist 40" bust 44" hip 46"

4XL - waist 44" bust 48" hip 50"

5XL - waist 50" bust 54" hip 56"