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God’s Favorite dress

$145.00 $137.00
God’s Favorite dress
God’s Favorite dress
God’s Favorite dress
God’s Favorite dress
God’s Favorite dress
God’s Favorite dress
God’s Favorite dress
God’s Favorite dress
God’s Favorite dress
God’s Favorite dress
God’s Favorite dress
Jordan Piantedosi

God’s Favorite dress

FINALLY a banger of a dress - soft, super stretchy maxi dress featuring a unique motif: a picnic basket with a bow at the waist, a ruffly apron with a with a baby deer in the flowers and a frog, a rainbow star falls into a mountain range (the star reminds me of an EVA unit?) and a quote from Oscar Wilde, which reads “Art, like Nature, has her monsters, things of bestial shape, and with hideous voices.” If you want to turn heads & confuse people, this is a good outfit for you!

This one runs large, so if you're between sizes, the smaller size will probably fit best. The model is me, I'm 4'11" & wearing an XS.

FABRIC: the greatest 90% cotton 10% spandex

MEASUREMENTS -

XS - waist 30" bust 35"

S - waist 32" bust 37"

M - waist 34" bust 39"

L - waist 36" bust 41"

XL - waist 38" bust 43"

2XL - waist 40" bust 45"

3XL - waist 42" bust 47"

4XL - waist 44" bust 50”

5XL - waist 50" bust 55”

$145.00 $137.00
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